monkey poop conditioner

It's MONKEY POOP CONDITIONER!! With the monkey poop conditioner system you can get the conditioning power of fresh monkey poop! Simply send in 14 easy payments of 2443.39 and recieve your very own monkey in a cage which can be hung from your shower head. When you want some monkey poop conditioner simply poke the monkey with the patented monkey poking stick attached to the cage. The monkey will get mad and toss it right to you!
Commercial Actor: Wow, this side tingles...This side smells like MONKEY POOP!! That's right folks just 14 easy payments of 2443.39 and you too can live in the lap of luxury.

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